Sophia Santi (on the right) and gal pal Shay Jordan of Digital Playground get down and dirty to offer expert advice for fellas looking to add toys to their bedroom repertoire. Kinky? Yes, but you cant front, it's intriguing
SCREAMING OCTOPUS$18 from Babeland
WHAT: Vibrating octopus
Sophia: Small vibrators are great because you can take them anywhere. Use it as a tease toy, you can use it on both parties.
Shay: Yeah, guys like vibration, they just don’t like to admit it.
Sophia: But they’ll let you do it and like it afterwards.
Shay: One or more friends would make it more fun.
Sophia:Oh my god, if everybody had two octopuses each, can you imagine?
USE IF: You’re into good vibrations.
AVOID IF: You’re allergic to squid.
SOPHIA’S LUSCIOUS LIPS $21.99 from Digital Playground, Calexotics
WHAT: Ridged masturbator
Sophia: It’s molded in my likeness, so it would be really entertaining to watch my man use that. I like watching a guy handle his own business in front of me.
Shay: Definitely, that’s hot.
Sophia: I don’t think a guy should have this laying around the house, though. Toys always need to be bought together and at that point you can say, “Let’s do this, let’s do that.”
USE IF: Your lady doesn't give head.
AVOID IF: You want to have sex with a girl tonight.
SOPHIA’S FLUTTERING HUMMER$17.99 from Digital Playground, Calexotics
WHAT: Vibrating Hummingbird
Sophia: Something like 80 percent of women can’t have vaginal orgasms; they need clitoral stimulation also.
Shay: It’s really better for solo use, though. It vibrates really good. I would use the whole body of the toy.
Sophia: Some guys are intimidated by vibrators, but no guy’s gonna be threatened by a hummingbird.
AVOID IF: Your little fella’s smaller than a hummingbird’s nose.
SNUGGLEPUSS $42 from Babeland
WHAT: Ridged vibrator
Sophia: It looks like it would be good in theory, I like the idea behind it, but it's not very strong. Vibration on the inside is groovy, but you want pressure on the inside more than vibration.
Shay: It would be better with a partner because it won't really get you off, but it could be good for foreplay.
Sophia: I hate these little nubby things that they put on there. I don't know why they think girls like those.